emmatheward:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

>need to do something
>think about doing it
>feels like i did it
>forget
>don’t do it

>killed by penis gnomes

comeonmessmeup:

four tickets to the barbie movie please

politcallycorrectkeyboardwarrior:

sybilvimes:

i hate the use of “cream” as slang for “punch” or “beat up” “WOAH HE CREAMED THAT GUY” HE DID WHAT?

who the fuck is saying this

p-a-x:

livefromthehumanzoo:

p-a-x:

cyberracist:

livefromthehumanzoo:

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

jeekoftheweek:

cadaverkeys:

Laptop fan hungry. Feed it 152 loose dog hairs.

basedandfatpilled-deactivated20:

depsidase:

bobbyfischalyearfacevalue:

3liza:

this woman is fighting for her life in the tutorial level of the new fallout game